（2024年）令人捧腹的平安夜幽默分享：搞笑可爱句子 让你笑出眼泪！

1.比平安夜收不到苹果更心酸的事，大概就是送不出苹果了吧。

Its more sad than not receiving apples on Christmas Eve. Maybe we can send them.

2.平安夜送不起苹果十二代给我的童鞋，你送十二袋苹果也可以啊！

Christmas Eve can afford to send the childrens shoes to me, you can also send 12 bags of apples!

3.平安夜有多少女孩被骗出去吃苹果，却最终逛了个寂寞的!

Christmas Eve, how many girls were cheated out to eat apples, but finally walked a lonely!

4.明天就不发朋友圈了，我得藏好了，免得自己太宝贝，被圣诞老人抓去当礼物送掉了。

Tomorrow will not send friends circle, I have to hide, so as not to be too precious by Santa Claus to give away as a gift

5.掐指一算，（节日句子大全 www.jierijuzi.com）不出意料的话，平安夜没人送苹果，圣诞没人陪。

Pinch a count, not unexpected words, Christmas Eve no one to send apple, Christmas no one to accompany.

6.平安夜都被用来秀恩爱了，单身狗的我一个苹果也没收到。

Christmas Eve has been used to show love. I haven received an apple for a single dog.

7.情人节一人过，平安夜还是一个人过，有本事考试也让我一人过啊。

Valentines day alone, Christmas Eve or a person, have the ability to test also let me a person.

8.平安夜没苹果，圣诞节没有惊喜。

There are no apples on Christmas Eve and no surprises at Christmas.

9.平安夜圣诞节别人用来撒狗粮，我用来挥洒寂寞。

Christmas Eve Christmas is used by others to scatter dog food, I use to sprinkle loneliness.

10.圣诞老人说，今年他会把礼物装到我俩的袜子里，所以平安夜你一定要陪在我身边。

Santa said that this year he will put gifts in our socks, so you must be with me on Christmas Eve.

11.今年平安夜我要做预言家了，希望你会成为我的女朋友。

Im going to be a prophet on Christmas Eve this year. I hope you will be my girlfriend.

12.平安夜这天，大学寝室里，谁的床上苹果多谁就是赢家啊，于是我买了一袋子把床堆满了。

Christmas Eve that day, the university dormitory, whose bed more apples, who is the winner, so I bought a bag to fill the bed.

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